its-barack-o-llama
all-hail-bill-nye:

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:


#it is also the ‘i have a live laugh love decoration somewhere in my house’#’i have a child named caedyn’


#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:
#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey
Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

all-hail-bill-nye:

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:

#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:

#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey

Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

its-barack-o-llama

neoliberalismkills:

wilclcat:

victor-f-baby:

ectobiolosassy:

crazieecatladyy:

how to get the d

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i think i don’t want it anymore

as a math person i will give the D to any girl that can solve this. 

as a girl ‘math person’ i will tell you that you can’t solve this as there are no x or y values as it is only a formula and not a question plus we wouldn’t want the d from you anyway

I’ve never seen someone so efficiently shut down in my entire fucking life

unescapable
theever-lazymsbecca:

askponysam:

thegirltobreakthespell:

recently-fallen-angel:

kagecrack:

insanetwin:

frostymaggie:

rabbivole:


marciantobay:
This needs more notes.

GOD



I tried to scroll past it. I honestly tried

i hate everything

Can anybody explain this to me?

That is a blank piece of sheet music. Musical notes are used to write music. Those notes are absent from the sheet music, and so for it to be music it needs…..notes. 

…. You son of a bitch.

I’m a music nerd… I HAD to reblog this due to the music-geek-on-tumblr code of ‘99

theever-lazymsbecca:

askponysam:

thegirltobreakthespell:

recently-fallen-angel:

kagecrack:

insanetwin:

frostymaggie:

rabbivole:

marciantobay:

This needs more notes.

GOD

image

I tried to scroll past it. I honestly tried

i hate everything

Can anybody explain this to me?

That is a blank piece of sheet music. Musical notes are used to write music. Those notes are absent from the sheet music, and so for it to be music it needs…..notes. 

…. You son of a bitch.

I’m a music nerd… I HAD to reblog this due to the music-geek-on-tumblr code of ‘99

niallslittle

Anonymous asked:

when you post pictures of your ass on social media, do you honestly have any respect for yourself? Where are your parents dear god

niallslittle answered:

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my mum was in the room next door when i took this

damn look at my ass, i have a lot of respect for my ass

and the rest of my body

and myself

self respect has absolutely nothing to do with how much of my body i choose to show on the internet or in public. self respect means treating yourself well and doing what you feel like doing in order to make yourself feel good and i have come a loooong long way on my journey to self love and i love to express that with these pictures sometimes.

i am proud of this because this is me and who are you to doubt that i respect myself.

i am twenty years old and my mother raised me to a be a confident woman that is not afraid of her anatomy and sexuality, a woman that is not afraid to be who she is. my mother knows about these pictures, so don’t dare to doubt the job she did raising me. because she did an amazing job and i couldn’t ask for better parents.

and my mother would still support me if i was a fucking porn star. as long as i chose it and if it makes me happy, where’s the problem? why is that any of your concern? look at my ass in these tights, look at it

this too

I hope that maybe one day you will realise that every girl is free to show her body if she likes and if you prefer to hide yours, I am in no way, looking down on you or feeling “better” than you because I respect your choices and I don’t attack your parents for raising you the way you now are.

I just wish they would have taught you that showing your body has nothing to do with a lack of self respect.

I will respect myself naked and clothed, in a sexy pose or just chilling in the nude, I will respect myself in an elmo uniform and I will respect myself in my fucking Hello Kitty pyjamas.

Thanks for listening.

Here’s another picture of my ass